Why Matthew McConaughey is a Steak Knife

by | Dec 27, 2016 | Notebook, Utensil Profiles

steak knife, noun \steyk\ \ˈnīf\ Centered in the knife category, the broadest category of classifying guys The ideal guy, definitions may vary from different women’s perspectives Sharp, but not too sharp; having “edge” Knives range from butter knives to...

6 Reasons This Bachelor is a Fork

by | Nov 20, 2016 | Notebook

This post was originally published in 2014 after Season 18 of The Bachelor. Even if you don’t watch – you’ll learn to see the signs of a fork … I confess, I don’t watch The Bachelor and think the entire show qualifies as a Forky show. I mean...